Salutations from Castle Brixley where I have once again returned, triumphantly I might add. I must apologise for the disruption in correspondence, but when one is on an adventure, one finds it hard to correspond (especially when the Tsar of Bulgaria has your typewriter confiscated). There are few things in life better than a good adventure and there are no adventures better than a gentleman’s adventure (it’s like a normal adventure but there is more whiskey, cigars and appearances by Sean Connery).
The grand thing about a gentleman’s adventure is that it’s as unpredictable as a Japanese assistant named Kato. Whether you’re prepared or not, adventure can come knocking on your door – sometimes with a pamphlet, sometimes with a parcel but more commonly with a treasure map, a fez hat and an aeroplane ticket to Budapest.
I have been on more gentleman’s adventures than you can shake…
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